Fish and Chip Shop owner injured in “super-size rage” incident
West Yorkshire – Brian Myles, 40, is today resting at home following an incident which left him with a chipped incisor and a dented fender (to his mouth and car, respectively). Myles, a Yorkshire businessman and described by his friends as “mild mannered”, got involved in an altercation between close-friend Troy Stone and a visitor to Myles’ Fish and Chip Shop, The Plaice To Be. Alison, (fat fryer on a Tuesday) said:
“It were proper scary, I’ve never seen Troy so mad. This bloke comes in and asks for Haddock and to make it Super Sized for free. Troy was in the front of t’shop talking to Brian on his mobile – Brian was emptyin’ t’bins in t’back – he told this bloke ‘free?! You can’t go askin’ for things free you know?’. Anyway, this bloke was a big fella and he squared up to Troy and told him to mind his own business. He swore, I think, an’ all. Troy kind of bumped his chest into him and asked him to step outside. Brian come into t’ front of t’shop and saw ‘em leaving. When he went out the bloke cracked him one, sending him diving into his Mondeo Ghia X. Troy scarpered sharpish, ‘aven’t seen ‘im since.”
Myles is recovering at home and is set to visit the Dentist on Friday.