Girl finds pleasure from Star Wars Gaffi Stick
Today’s strange story from the dirty parts of the world is brought to you by Anabel Grier, mum of 2, who uses the internet to spread her strange Star Wars lust stories. In the latest edition of her blog, she purports to use Star Wars characters to pleasure her, including a 3ft wobbly lightsaber which she confesses to “smelling a bit like burnt fish”. She writes:
“I got into all this from visiting the website utterpants.co.uk. It was so depraved, run by women with the dirtiest ideas and the filthiest mouths – it was awesome! I learned a lot there, things like how to pleasure myself with a Lord of the Rings sculpture (I chose Gimli because he was pointiest) and how to write about my experiences so that other people could be enlightened!”
In her collection she purports to have numerous toys, including dido’s latest album which she says is “the best kind of music you can listen to…although the Star Wars soundtrack is pretty sexy too”. Pride of place in the collection goes to her replica Gaffi stick.
“It cost me about 80 euros from a stall in Prague market. When I bought it I had no intention to use it as a sexy toy, but the girl I bought it off gave me a quick demonstration whilst I was there at the stall. The look on her face made it clear that it was well worth 80 euros of anyone’s money. That, combined with the advice from utterpants, made me desire Star Wars in more ways than one. When I got back to the UK, the first thing I did was try it out. Oh. My. God! It was amazing. Once you’ve tried Gaffi stick, you never go back.”
Anabel Grier’s weblog is currently seeing a soar in visitor numbers, up to 10 visitors in one day at the peak. She does, however, feel there’s room for improvement.
“The way I see it, my acts with Star Wars figures are just the tip of a very sexy iceburg. Unfortunately, every Joe and Jane Blogs is writing things just as depraved as me so I only get a share of the glory.”